Monday, May 18, 2009

“SPARTACUS” REVIEW (1960)


“SPARTACUS” REVIEW (1960)

Directed by: Stanley Kubrick

Starring: Kirk Douglass – Spartacus

Laurence Oliver – Crassus

Jean Simmons – Varinia

To me there are two distinct types of “Kubrick”. The first being a more psychological, deep, and profound Kubrick, the movies I attribute to this side would be films like “A Clockwork Orange”, “Eyes Wide Shut”, and last but not least “The Shining”. Films by this side tend to have a lot of underlying meanings and symbolism in them, they most definitely give the viewer something to think about once they leave the theatre. The other side is a more direct Kubrick, but also a fancier Kubrick. This side tends to produce longer, slower, and overall more complicated storylines with a lot less to analyze. All the meaning and morale of the film is placed right on the table instead of the other side which requires you to dig. Films I attribute to this side are “Barry Lyndon”, “2001: A space odyssey”, and the masterpiece I’m about to talk about “Spartacus”.

This film is an epic tale about slave rebellion in Ancient Rome. It starts with a lone and rebellious slave (Spartacus) working under Roman guard in the mines of Libya. When a fellow slave, carrying a basket of boulders, passes out from heat exhaustion and is begins to be crushed by his heavy load, Spartacus springs into action, removing his barrel and saving the slave’s life. The Roman guards however disapprove and beat Spartacus off of the wounded slave. Spartacus returns the favor by “Hamstringing” a guard. We are told that this isn’t the first obstruction that Spartacus has upheld and is punished to starve to death. However a fat and wealthy business man saves him from his fate by buying him to train him into a gladiator. Where he will be auctioned off and thrown into constant “To the death” battles against fellow slave for the amusement of the Romans. This is the beginning of Spartacus’s journey. However, while at the school Spartacus falls in love with a innocent slave by the name of Varinia. While training at Gladiator school a rich, greedy, and power hungry Roman senate member, Crassus, visits. He commands the leader of the school to match up several Gladiators to fight to the death, this is a wedding gift to his friend, He also is astonished by Varinia’s incomprehensible beauty and buys her. However, the slaves at the school don’t ever actually fight to the death, this is something that happens after they’ve been sold. Spartacus is picket to fight against the biggest, baddest, and blackest gladiator in the school. The black slave beats Spartacus but can’t push himself to kill him, he tries to escape but is killed instantly by Roman guards. This sends shock and panic throughout the school and brings about a rebellion which Spartacus leads, and builds into a daunting army ready to march on Rome.

This film boasts a fantastic cast and rich story. The cinematography is flawless and the production value is astonishing. However I did have a few problems with it. The first is that it starts with a long, unentertaining overture which isn’t necessary and doesn’t belong. It only adds to the length of the picture (which is already over 3 hours) and is followed by another boring, long, music driven credit sequence.

Another thing that bothered me was the usage of Julius Cesar, my point is that it didn’t need to be Julius Cesar, It could just as well been any other Roman. The character seemed rushed in and has very little bearing on the story. However Kirk Douglass as Spartacus is the definite show stealer, this is definitely one of his best performances and something to be admired. The romance between Spartacus and Varinia is done beautifully, they both are perfect for each other and I think it’s one of the best romances ever put to celluloid (yes, even better than “Titanic”). It makes you smile just to watch them talk around each other and you feel the emotions swirl between them. The pacing is done rather well and you can actually split the film into two parts if you really wanted to.

Bottom line, “Spartacus” is a great story by a great director and a truly all-star cast. It is not to be missed.

A review by Alex Cravero

5/19/09

Can't beleive its been so long


Sorry its been such a damn long time since my last post, my keyboard died and I just recently got a new one.
I got a couple new things to report though:

1) The "Summer" Script, is going alright but I really need to quit all the distractions around me and focus on this, after all summers almost here. I've been researching Film Schools, or more like the short films that the students produce there. And I can't believe I don't like any of them. Their all shit! They're not even making films there, or movies even - what their doing is making videos - nice, smooth, polished, and glorified you tube videos. Its Film School for crying out loud, MAKE A GODDAMN FILM! My challenge is to make a short film over the summer that's better than it takes these fuckers an entire tuition to do. If I can do that, I might have a chance.

2) i saw the new "Star Trek" and it was shocking how good it was, I hardly had any problems with it at all and it was nice to see something of very good quality from JJ Abrams - Mission impossible 3 was just horrible.

3) I'm going to start doing movie reviews on here to help hone my writing, analyzing, and criticizing skills, so prepare...

Thats all for now - but I'm definately gonna start posting more stuff soon - see you than.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

STANELY KUBRICK TRIBUTE


Anyone who loves movies has GOT to see this fantastic tribute to one of the best directors of all time. I DID NOT MAKE THIS.

KICK ASS TRIBUTE HERE

Sunday, February 22, 2009

FRIDAY THE 13th review


Something has to be addressed, this is not a remake of "Friday the 13th", this is a remake of "Friday the 13th parts 2 & 3 mixed". Now you maybe are asking yourself, whats the difference? Well for one JASON'S MOM IS THE KILLER IN FRIDAY THE 13TH, JASON DOSENT EVEN SHOW UP UNTIL PART 2 AND EVEN THEN HE DOSENT HAVE THE HOCKEY MASK UNTIL PART 3, SO WHAT THE FUCK, DID THEY JUST MELT STORYLINES? Why would it be so damn hard to keep Jasons mom the killer and make an actual remake of Friday the 13th. Are people so jaded that they would just go balistic if they saw a damn Friday the 13th without a Hockey Mask. Apparently so, and since this movie is rakeing in the money there is no doubt going to be a sequel, which is probably going to be called "FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2"... well isnt it confusing enough, now if someone comes up to you and says "Hey, I saw Friday the 13th yesterday" you gotta ask "Which one, the original or the 2nd one, well not the 2nd one like part two, second one like the 2009 remake." Its a fuckin hassle. But now to the actual review, there are no likeable characters in this movie, nobody, every one is just an asshole who begs for apocolypse. That is except for Jason, he's the one you root for to kill all the assholes. Did I mention theres only one black guy? Anyway about the kills, well, their brutal which is to a good job by the sound effects, but their not very interesting, and almost every kill is done by a machete which gets old, your not going to see Jason throw a lightning rod through someones leg and than lightning strikes that guy... that'd be sweet if that happned, maybe they can put it in the sequel. Some of the dialogue is horrendous but some of its funny. But the difference is that Jason actually plays games and trys to scare his victems before he goes in for the kill, its really interesting and makes Jason just a little more of a complex character. This should only be seen by fans of the Jason franchize, any other people than that arnt probably going to like it.

FINAL VERDICT: Skip it

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Yeah, I know, I'm a freak for this movie...

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

INGLORIOUS BASTARDS TRAILER 2/11/09

HOLY SHIT! Today on "Entertainment Tonight" they showed a teaser of the trailer for "Inglorious Bastards" the scalp carvin, nazi killin extravaganza directed by Quentin Tarantino. It looks amazing and the actual trailer is supposed to come out tomarrow and will also be attached with the new "Friday the 13th".

INGLORIOUS TEASER